A Thing Made of Cream & Stars

Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:39:17 -0400

Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.

krapcaasi: FAH MULAN

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:11:36 -0400

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:05:58 -0400

shinysherlock: BFFs.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:05:27 -0400

shinysherlock:

BFFs.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:15 -0400

bakerstreetbabes: cumberbitchsandwich: han-sulu: yeah so i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:07 -0400

bakerstreetbabes:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so

i got distracted in driver’s ed

Who needs to learn how to drive when you can draw like THIS?

Jesus H. Christ.

fleurdulys: Red-Haired Girl at Her Toilet - Frederik Hendrik...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:39 -0400

fleurdulys:

Red-Haired Girl at Her Toilet - Frederik Hendrik Kaemmerer

19th century

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:26 -0400

nodoubtem: the family jewels — videography

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:39:53 -0400

nodoubtem:

the family jewels — videography

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:19 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:08 -0400

clamperl: clamperl: I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:32:26 -0400

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:31:23 -0400

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

rufflesnotdiets: measuringinlove: Forever telling anyone I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:31:09 -0400

rufflesnotdiets:

measuringinlove:

Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.

And then if they get the reference you know they are quality

the-analrapist: hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: deatheaters: people rant about teenage...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:46 -0400

the-analrapist:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?

Well now we know what happened to the philosophers stone

bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:24 -0400

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

fishingboatproceeds: riversthong: aspiring-creativetype: John Green should be cast as either...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:18 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

riversthong:

aspiring-creativetype:

John Green should be cast as either Hazel or Augustus’s dad in the TFIOS movie.

I agree, John Green should definitely be cast as Hazel.

I am ready. I am willing.

the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:08 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:25 -0400

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:06 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD